The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Now You Too Can Pee Standing Up


I feel like often when someone is trying to convince me to do something weird they tell me that European women are doing it.

My mom ordered these.

To learn what it means to be a man.

2 comments:

  1. i mean. this looks useful, right? i wouldn't mind being able to pee behind buildings and stuff.

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  2. if famous international monuments tell me to do it, then god damnit i will pee standing up!!!

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