The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The Penises of Northpark

Oh, mall of suburbia and your phallic foliage.
They look more like penises if you see them in person.
I think this is the cactus we refer to when we cactus things.
They really oughtn't put these things in malls where children can grab them. Really.

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