No more explanation necessary.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Could You Be More of a Teenager?
You would need a whole prom dress of pimply emotional angst to top this shit.
Friday, May 21, 2010
The Vagina Dentata! It Exiiiiists!
Don't read the description. Just watch it. Especially if you are a boy. They have it at Blockbuster. And Entertainmart for like five bucks. You know it's AWESOME if it sells for five bucks at Entertainmart.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Why?!?!?!?
In case you've been screaming that at yourself/anyone/no one recently about exams. An answer! It may not be true, but it will help you get through exam week if you think school is inevitable.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
The Great Facebook War of 2010: Bros vs. Everyone Else
This latest Facebook skirmish of epic proportions has drawn my attention to a need to draw your attention to something. I have here a quote from a self-identified "bro":
"Except for the fact that what it comes down to is that I go to the 14th best school in the nation (check out the Forbes top 20 prep schools), and have a 3.7 GPA. So don't go around acting like your smarter than me."
Also, once again, it's "you're", honey. You're. This is like, the third time, right?
This anonymous "bro" seems to think that because of his school, he is a) smart and b) will be successful and happy. The recent Wall Street scandal shows everyone that just because you graduated from an Ivy, doesn't mean you are very good at business.
Well, the old Alumni's have been messing it up for the new ones, eh? There is a growing trend of Ivy League graduates going without jobs. If you are in the Northeast and wondering "What should I do now?" at this news, I would consider becoming a plumber. I hear they make a killing during wintertime.
We show this blog as evidence. It is sort of like a center for these "Ivy Leagued and Unemployed", aptly titled, Ivy Leagued and Unemployed. <---clickable
Let it be known we hold no hostility toward the people of this blog. As to ill will held toward the anonymous bro, we will make no official statement.
I avoid lengthy, text-heavy posts, but it had to be said, okay? It had to be said. And I was sick of posting on these massive Facebook threads. Time to take it to the streets (of the internet)!
PS-do you ever think you are wearing one shirt and look down to see you are wearing a completely different one? It happened to me! Just now!
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
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Thursday, May 6, 2010
Soledad
is Spanish for loneliness and solitude.
(Picture of Soledad Correctional Training Facility, Soledad, California)
If We Had Gone To School Today...
We would have ended up like this.
Mustache included. There's a piano in the library. Don't think we wouldn't do it!
Paul Gaugin was mad before we were even born. We've still been reading Marquis of Carabas a lot.
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
I Should Be Conserving These Pictures
for when there is a dearth of posts, as there sometimes is. But I finally stopped procrastinating and began to check my math homework.
And I saw this.
It makes no logical sense out of context. But it looks dirty. And I laughed.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Breaking News!
This blog has just been brought to my attention in the usual manner.
By my facebook newsfeed.
the latent doctor's cellar door found it.
It's by a girl named Allie. She would totally be friends with us if we could ever know her.
She is now an honorary tamponette.
She makes drawings like this:
We can relate to it.
She is sick here, not tackily drunk aka schuper schwasted.
She also makes drawings like this:
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We feel like this sometimes too.
CLICK ME to read her blog. It's also on the sidebar. It's called Hyperbole and a Half.
Make sure you read this post specifically. We agree on so many things. Part of being a Sailor Scout is grammatical correctness and part of being a tamponette is being a Sailor Scout.
And I want an alot as a pet.
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