The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

I Write Like Fucking Everyone, Man


I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


I write like
Cory Doctorow

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


I write like
Bram Stoker

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


but my essays are like

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


I got Lovecraft a lot. I'm okay with that.


Thursday, July 15, 2010

I'm Just Excited This Exists

Oh yeah. It's a real movie.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

We've All Been There.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Doin' The DON'T

This Tamponette got a little too snip-happy with her bang trimming today and went searching for pictures of people with short bangs and long hair on the advice of another Tamponette. The search revealed this image, which is exactly my current haircut, except not blonde. Okay, maybe my bangs are a little longer, but not by much. So I click the picture to see what Marie Claire, whoever she is, has to say on the subject. Apparently, it's a "Celebrity DON'T".
Whatever, Marie Claire. I actually look kind of tough.

Ms. Amanda F. Palmer



Sneaking a peek...

And looking fucking beautiful
with her cohort Jason Webley,
who thrills us with his accordion.

In Case You Lost Yours...

You can get anything on the internet.

Bionic Kitty!

Oscar loves you!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

A Tamponette Service Announcement


These creatures will haunt me forever.

A Meeting Of The Mantillas

What must they be discussing?
Dedicated to our friends over at the Chateau.

Monday, July 5, 2010

The Thrill Can Kill

Sunday, July 4, 2010

They Need A Record


Because I need them. Click the video and watch it on YouTube because I can't get this blog to quit cutting off videos on the side.

I'm Not Expecting To Fall Asleep Anytime Soon

Anywhere I live, I need a place that serves breakfast foods 24/7. It's a must for victims of sleep disorders.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Summer jobs? Internships? Pah!

All the cool kids are at Skogfjorden.

Advertising is the Cruelest Irony

Having a Gay Old Time

Thursday, July 1, 2010

A Bedtime Story

Grace Jones

Click Me for 30 Reasons to love her.