The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Bestiality, Human Sacrifice, Incest, Bondage, Leopards, and DAVID BOWIE


iTunes says this 1982 movie is about "a beautiful young woman on the bridge of sexuality; she discovers love for the first time only to find that the explosive experience brings with it tragic consequences."

What it's REALLY about is this secret race of people that turn into giant black leopards whenever they have sex with anyone they aren't related to and they can't change back until they kill a human.

Cat People (Putting Out Fire) by David Bowie was written for this movie. I think the song is a lot more famous than the movie because the movie is fucking WEIRD! David's not actually in it. It would be a million times better if he were.

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