The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

I Am Offended

My foremothers didn't bleed all over dance floors so you could wear orthopedic heels.

They're just so ugly. Though with some DIY perhaps suitable for exercise.

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