The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Summer jobs? Internships? Pah!

All the cool kids are at Skogfjorden.

3 comments:

  1. Sorry guys, I'll have to learn how Skogfjorden is pronounced first.

    And I heard Norwegians are ugly and Swedes are much sexier.

    I also have no idea what a brunost smørbrød is, but it sounds meaty.

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  2. Also, Facebook suggested I like "Sports" because a lot of people who like "Music" like "Sports". It also keeps telling me to "Share the latest news" with Ian. It knows we are dating and not Facebooking each other. It's trying to repair our relationship because it thinks somethings wrong. It's going to come in the night and replace us with pod people. That's why I'll never sleep. Facebook pod people only take you in your sleep. I saw it in Body Snatchers.

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  3. dear god.

    but i LIKE being a real human! no pods for me, thanks!

    facebook continues to awkwardly suggest i "share the latest news" with people i am trying to avoid thinking about, let alone actually talk to. it really has impeccable choice in terms of utter and complete uncomfortableness. it's like it KNOWS.

    also, for the past two days it had insisted that i only write on eriq's wall. i refresh and it's still all like "why don't you say hi to eriq!".

    i'm not sure what it's implying.

    also, i think it's skog-fee-yorden. just a guess?

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