The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Great Facebook War of 2010: Bros vs. Everyone Else


This latest Facebook skirmish of epic proportions has drawn my attention to a need to draw your attention to something. I have here a quote from a self-identified "bro":

"Except for the fact that what it comes down to is that I go to the 14th best school in the nation (check out the Forbes top 20 prep schools), and have a 3.7 GPA. So don't go around acting like your smarter than me."


Also, once again, it's "you're", honey. You're. This is like, the third time, right?
This anonymous "bro" seems to think that because of his school, he is a) smart and b) will be successful and happy. The recent Wall Street scandal shows everyone that just because you graduated from an Ivy, doesn't mean you are very good at business.

Well, the old Alumni's have been messing it up for the new ones, eh? There is a growing trend of Ivy League graduates going without jobs. If you are in the Northeast and wondering "What should I do now?" at this news, I would consider becoming a plumber. I hear they make a killing during wintertime.

We show this blog as evidence. It is sort of like a center for these "Ivy Leagued and Unemployed", aptly titled, Ivy Leagued and Unemployed. <---clickable

Let it be known we hold no hostility toward the people of this blog. As to ill will held toward the anonymous bro, we will make no official statement.

I avoid lengthy, text-heavy posts, but it had to be said, okay? It had to be said. And I was sick of posting on these massive Facebook threads. Time to take it to the streets (of the internet)!

PS-do you ever think you are wearing one shirt and look down to see you are wearing a completely different one? It happened to me! Just now!

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