Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!
I also realized yesterday that if I had listened to the educational Sailor Says messages at the end of every Sailor Moon episode, most of the problems in my life could have been avoided. Just sayin'.
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