The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Agree Or Disagree?

Discuss.
Posted by the latent doctor's cellar door at 12:40 AM

2 comments:

  1. Devil Made Me Do ItMarch 28, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    Numbers don't lie but liars use numbers.

    Or words in mathematically equations.

    And as well all know, the word "and" signifies a plus sign. Girls = time + money

    Money = Time

    Girls = Money + Money

    Girls = 2Money

    Money = Evil^(1/2)

    Girls = 2(Evil^(1/2)

    See? That's not even funny. Girls are double the root of all evil. Girls are double time?

    Anyway, only girls who require money to be spent on them apply to this. Girls like me who a) pay their own way and b) like to hang around the house just require time.

    Girls = Time

    Time = Money

    Girls = Money

    See? Girls are valuable. There! Disproved it two different ways.

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  2. Devil Made Me Do ItMarch 28, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    I meant girls are double money. Which is awesome, I guess. Double money woo!

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