The Angstageddon! It's coming!

Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

This Is Clearly What Was Going On Inside the Women's Correctional Facility


Normally it's The Devil Made Me Do It's job to supply us with our Gaga fix but I saw the video for "Telephone" for the first time today and: for real, Lady Gaga? There's exactly three minutes of exposition in which you wear sunglasses made of lit cigarettes [which is apparently how you attract women in prison] and wears soda cans as curlers before the music video even starts. Though props for such a tasteful way to refute the popular myth about having a penis. And the hyper-erotic food death sequence.

P.S. Product placements much? In one watching of this video I caught Virgin Mobile, plentyoffish.com, Miracle Whip, Polaroid, and Wonderbread.

P.P.S. Kill Bill reference noted.

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