but my essays are like
I write like
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I got Lovecraft a lot. I'm okay with that.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
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so i tried it. notable favorites:
ReplyDelete-kurt vonnegut
-chuck palahniuk
-james joyce
notable what the fucks:
-dan brown
-stephen king
....what?
oh this is jess, btw. i don't know why i am logged onto this blogger account, it's literally from middle school.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is a koufax? It sounds like a magical creature from Harry Potter. Watch out! Hagrid's got a koufax! It's a purple gem koufax!
ReplyDeleteWell, Dan Brown and Stephen King make a lot of money off of their books. They both have movies of their books. I think every time Stephen King writes something knew, all the major movie studios are notified and sent advance copies. After all, he's got like 30 movies of his books.
And actually, I'm kind of sad it's you. I thought we had a new reader... :(
ReplyDeletekoufax is sandy koufax, famous jewish baseball hero. i was literally in 5th grade when i made that, i'm still not entirely sure how i got logged into it.
ReplyDeletealso. stephen king = sellout. bitch. he hasn't written a good book since 1976.
oh and rude. i am heartbroken to hear you don't value my contributions to this endeavor. also, if you weren't so squeamish about advertising/whoring, we'd have a whole lot more. people don't just FIND blogs with 5 readers. we need to expend effort!
I SAID you can tell whoever you want now
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