The Angstageddon! It's coming!
Once upon a time there were no tampons in three out of the four girls' bathrooms. We complained to the front office. Now there are magical tampon bowls. We are the tampon heroes of our elitist prep school. And how fine it is!
The announcer's emotion actually made me really sad.
ReplyDeleteGood thing you put that manatee there to lighten the mood
sarcasm? i like dramatic historical events. and i like manatees. so sue me.
ReplyDeleteon the off chance you're sincere: my pleasure. i think manatees lighten any mood with ease.